Marxist Muse T-Shirts

'Are we petit bourgeoisie mummy?'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Wow, talk about genius!'

'Cartoonist thinking'

Rogue elephant

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Abstract portrait art.

Post Post

'There's a strong minimalist influence in this artist's work.' 'Good! The less there is of it, the better.'

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

"In case of emergency, break glass."

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

Little known fact: Man progressed from the stone age to the bronze age after Thag read an issue of the Journal of Metals.

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

'Couldn't you at least unbutton your top button?'

'Is it going to be good for you?'

"It was the best of Starbucks. It was the worst of Starbucks."

Sculptor: 'Okay, SMILE!'

Rietveld at Sing Sing,

'Shouldn't a cultural center have more to it than video games?'

There is no clear line in the salon world.

"I never knew the color red could be so incomprehensible."