Materialism Explorer Prints

"Well, maybe money can't buy happiness, but I'm willing to try."

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

Czarcasm

"I shop, therefore I am."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

Recession - A Zen Mindfulness Retreat

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

"I need a teeny tiny handbag so I don't have to stow away my husband's wallet, phone and reading glasses."

Noah's Arc "And that's when I realized I had two of everything I needed, right in front of me, this whole time."

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

Descartes's Demon

"I do miss the crystal ball."

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Robert Macaire recieving expensive gifts from his love

"'Meaning'? Hahahahaha..."

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

"Actually, I don't consider myself to be a have or a have-not. I'm more of a have-to-have."

Department of Metaphysics.

New Gods

Astral Projection Society: In Body....Out of Body.

Astral Projecting Babushkas

"My third and final wish is for money and wealth—again!"

'I can hear it ringing, so my new super mini-maxi phone must be here somewhere...'

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.