Materialism Prints

Consumerism junkie.

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"C'mon, would it really be heaven if you couldn't bring it with you?"

"Is he wealthy? Well, instead of changing his oil, he changes his car."

"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

"Depending on who you know, you CAN take it with you. See anything you like?"

"Don't knock materialism. It's the only shared value keeping the society together."

"This can't be heaven, where's the shops?"

'When I die I want to come back as a beautiful swan. And you? Money'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"I shop, therefore I am."

'Who told you about my lottery win?'

Robert Macaire recieving expensive gifts from his love

"What's this have to do with my feelings about the gold iphone?"

"My third and final wish is for money and wealth—again!"

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"To eventually be rich enough to throw away brand new stuff."

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

A shipwrecked man dreams of wealth

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

We just assumed everyone knew they couldn't take it with them.

"Well, maybe money can't buy happiness, but I'm willing to try."

"I misplace everything, yet there always seems to be more of it."

"So you can take it with you!"

New Gods

'Shallow, so you think I'm shallow do you? Just because I happen to think my career is important, that my car matters and that clothes make a difference.'

"Good morning, Mrs. Kiley."

Other Patron Saints of Christmas

"Never mind."

"For Gladys it's not the thought that counts, it's the size of the gift."

"What do you get the person who wants everything?"

'Reggie is quite delightful, a jolly good fellow and butler wealthy!'

Empty pockets (four of them).