Match Result Hider T-Shirts

"So if you don't want to know the World Cup results look away now until July 16th."

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

In Disguise.

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

'Agreed then? Your boy takes a dive in the fifth...'

'I know you're at home, Oog -- I can see your feet!'

"If you don't wish to hear the match result look away now."

"Above the ceiling is plenty of duct space, a perfect hideout for when the in-laws visit."

I'm not avoiding you!

God/Saint Watching Football.

DIVORCE COURT, 'What? -- You hid the remote during the SUPERBOWL!'

"Olly Olly oxen free!"

"It will be dangerous to go 'cold turkey'. We need to wean her off with replays..."

Football

Man on death bed, hand in clouds through window like umpires, 'The final out'

"I've hidden all the pieces of string - it's time our relationship moved on."

'When you've fixed the sink I'll tell you where I hid the remote.'

"I've changed my mind, we'll have three twelve minute rounds!"

Tennis winner.

'A wide wide'

Rocky Smith finally met his match.

Forced Grin.

"It's Easter tomorrow, so they'll hide Easter Eggs in the garden, but don't eat them: chocolate is poisonous to us!"

Will you help me hide my wretchedly excessive bonus money in my garden? I could. Tree's Trees. But you don't need me to bury money. Not bury it. I want new walls, flowerbeds, trees and water features. A. Hidden in plain sight. Voila!

Tennis player lands on the net.