Match Fixer Mugs

'Agreed then? Your boy takes a dive in the fifth...'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

"I don't know who you are!"

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Waiting for Pants

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"Fido's determined to find that bone."

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Delivering red ink to the Berueu of Management and Budget.

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

A man sews broken hearts back together.

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."

"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."

'Let me tell you why I'm here...'

"Well there it is in black and white gentlemen, we're in the red."

'My wife doesn't understand me.'

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

"Get back here and clean out your desk."

"You can't leave! I haven't had dinner yet!"

"Our marriage has been experiencing a spot of turbulence lately."

Man looks for wife help from machine.

"It's time to break up the company!!"

'How should I know why my daughter has not spoken to me in over a month, stupid!'

'That's your solution to everything, isn't it? Throw a bucket of glitter over it.'

"We will indeed be facing numerous enraged customers."

"Do you want to watch another episode or heal our relationship?"

"So you have a communication problem! Have you tried powerpoint?"