Mechanical Fixer Mugs

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

Waiting for Pants

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

"She does this when she's tired."

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

DIY.

Super glue . . .

"I bit someone once, but It was just to establish credibility."

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

Irritable dowel syndrome

Jude completely misunderstands his doctor's request for a stool sample.

'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'

Nobody new the identity of the mad bandager

"It ain't pretty. You got a bad flap-valve leak, and your tenor drones are all gunked up. It'll be a week at least, IF I can get the parts. I do got a loaner, but she ain't much."

'Agreed then? Your boy takes a dive in the fifth...'

Unfinished Furniture.

"Kick the machine"

'Hello, Biggo Farm Equipment? How much longer is it going to take to get my manure spreader fixed?'

"Have you tried switching it off and switching it back on again - or pretending there's absolutely nothing wrong with it?"

Nature's revenge

"That's not the real me."

Cat scratching chair. Chair falls on cat.

"Quick, act casual."