Mastermind Escapist Pillows

"It's escapism-as-art."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Tree house.

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

Bike Wash

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

'The curious incident of the dig in the night-gown.'

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"Anywhere that doesn't have tvs, computers, radios, ipods,cell phones or video games."

"Mr. Cogdill said he won't be in today because it's 'National I Hate My Job Day'."

Message in a bottle.

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.

"I swear! As soon as she saw me, she jumped onto a chair and started screaming! It was hilarious..."

"Yo've got to be more specific, Ed. Wake you when what's over?"

"How about this? The story of a little reindeer whose exclusion from reindeer games led to the study of math and science, enabling him to develop levitation tech and thus eliminate the need for flying reindeers, thereby consigning his early tormentors to

"To save time, Dr. Nuclear, we ask that you stop following every correct answer with a bout of maniacal laughter."

Of the seven, which dwarf do you identify with?

Virtual Reality Check

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!'

Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name

'Let's just see how long they can stay crouched behind the sofa.'

Scientists watching a lab rat escape from a maze by helicopter.

'I got to get home quick to hack the principal's email to my dad.'

Castaway Building a Sand Bridge

"They say you're good with forgeries?"

'Can you call me back later? I'm trying to think up excuses to get out of jury duty.'

"I have mess recognition. I show my messy room and my phone knows it has to be me."