Master Of Unlocking Prints

"We try to rehabilitate our inmates by giving them new skills. 763 here for instance is training to be a locksmith."

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"He's such a fussy eater."

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

A Tit for Tat.

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

'I play heavy metal.'

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

Book and magician

Brain versus Religion.

"Admit it ... you were hexting while driving again."

'Nothing to do? Why don't you read the refrigerator.'

"Of course, black magic is more expensive than white magic. Do you think that the pigments are free?"

"Nothing in my hat. Nothing up my sleeve. And as of right now, ladies and gentlemen, nothing at all left in my goddamn portfolio."

'I'd like you to install a combination lock on our refrigerator door. . .'

Higher milk production

'I love eating out.'

Farmer tacking up signs in Dairy barn.

'You're the finest escape artist we've ever had.'

'Relax! I was just seeing if I could fit it all in if I wanted to.'

'I said a dozen eggs and one pint of milk.'

Fortune Teller using a satellite to help pick up clairvoyant signals.

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

Tarot Lying