Master Of Savings Pillows

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

Investing your savings

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

Roasting the Moneybox

'Greenspan said today the alert staus for the possible interest rate has been reduced from orange to yellow.'

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead."

Money god

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

'Daddy is going off to stimulate the economy by making gobs of money.'

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

"And this financial plan is specifically designed for people who know their retirement -- IF they get one -- won't be half as good as their parents' retirement, and are really steamed about it!"

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

Welcome all to the monthly gathering of Tightwads United. Hi there. Hello. Hey. On tonight's agenda: Dumpster diving, coupon clipping, and a special lecture. How to carpool while always getting the other person to drive. I'm like a god. Woohoo!! Yeah!!! Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Tightwads United.

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

'What a wonderful day to declare chapter 13!'

'They are like family...they're my family of retirement funds.'

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

"Let's just say the value of your account has gone from jumbo to fun size."

"With the rises in fuel, food and mortgage I'm going to have to put in some overtime."

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

Fake Counterfeit Money

The Mattress Savings Bank

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