Money Maestros Pillows

'How much tax can I avoid by becoming a Philanthropist?'

STRIP *Bloomerbery Money * Investing in your own funds

'Daddy is going off to stimulate the economy by making gobs of money.'

'Oh dear - I think I'm going to be sick!'

'Today, as a change of pace, I thought we would being by discussing greed in general.'

Imagine the mess the world woudl be in if we didn't have the best executives money can buy running it.

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

Profit

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

'Now this is my kind of green!'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

U.S. Credit Rating

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"