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"Tip my boy."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

Reach for the Star.

"A one-word email reply... classic power move."

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

"Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

Performance management: "We decided to get rid of the carrot and keep the stick."

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

Carrot VS Stick

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

Thinking and thinking backwards.

"Rather than complain about the lack of resources you have to work with, why not be happy with being empowered to use your resourcefullness?"

"I believe in the carrot-and-stick approach, Dempsey."

How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever

"You can do it!"

Performance Management: "We decided to get rid of the stick and just use the carrots."

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

"I don't just want you to give me a raise, I want you to WANT to give me a raise."

"It was a scary few minutes but now I'm making a fortune as a motivation speaker."

"You want self-motivation? Look! I have my own carrot and stick!"

"Kevorkian was confident of victory. Heimlich only had the one maneuver."

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

'Way to go! You too, way to go!' It was true. They both had a way to go.

"Krishnan, why is it when you enter my room there's a general absence of hope?"

Sleeping musician

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'Level with me, Doc — it's contagious, isn't it?'

'Virtual patient.'

We need bold action to raise morale, yet not make people think there's a problem.

'I just love to watch you get the sales staff fired up, Johnson.'

Surgery / Canteen - The perplexities of priorites.

'Why do I have to go first?' 'There's no I in team, Dave.'

"That guy is incredible! He's coaxed the fish to invest 20,000 bucks...in catfood stocks!"

"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."

'I'm starting to think this will be a year without any raises.'