Motivational Master T-Shirts

'Why do I have to go first?' 'There's no I in team, Dave.'

"It's all about persistence. How many times do I have to tell you?"

Thinking and thinking backwards.

"Rather than complain about the lack of resources you have to work with, why not be happy with being empowered to use your resourcefullness?"

"I believe in the carrot-and-stick approach, Dempsey."

"You want self-motivation? Look! I have my own carrot and stick!"

"I am a believer in the 'carrot and stick' approach, my carrot is not to use the 'stick'."

"I'm here to put a smile into your training."

Carrot VS Stick

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

Surfing the daily stress

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Fight or Flight

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

Meditation

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

'Come on, come on, let's work together!'

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"Showoff"

"Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

Need an elevated state of mind too!

'Want to make it two out of three?'