Master Of Perspective Pillows

Spectacular View and Opposing View

"It's all a matter of planning...."

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

During his financial report to the board of directors, Ted hits the poignancy button by mistake.

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

'Send in the next applicant Ms Jones.'

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

"And this all happened in the last week..."

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

"I worry about you, Dinkins. . . you seem to be losing the big picture."

Quiet Quitting

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

Scientists discover a new Superbug

'Put it under my microscope!'

'Well done! I've never heard anyone slip from jargon into gibberish and out again with such ease!'

'I'm a billionaire, but I think like a millionaire.'

"Oh George, I wish you'd get things in perspective. . .!"

Perspective Repair

'She gets people on her side by not taking a side.'

'Take this slide and S-T-E-R-I-L-I-Z-E it.'

Scientist looking down a microscope is being looked down a microscope by god.

Tough germ.

"That guy is incredible! He's coaxed the fish to invest 20,000 bucks...in catfood stocks!"

'This should come out just right.'

"One man's apocalypse is another man's mandate."

"I'm sending in Mr. Baxter ahead of the others to be interviewed. He's made a very good first impression."

Come over here.

Department of Linguistics.

Greed

"I like that new chap Jenkins. Seems to be a good listener."