Master Of Perspective Mugs

Spectacular View and Opposing View

"It's all a matter of planning...."

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

During his financial report to the board of directors, Ted hits the poignancy button by mistake.

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

"And this all happened in the last week..."

'Send in the next applicant Ms Jones.'

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

'Look a huge bird!'

"I worry about you, Dinkins. . . you seem to be losing the big picture."

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

Quiet Quitting

Scientists discover a new Superbug

'I'm a billionaire, but I think like a millionaire.'

'Put it under my microscope!'

'Well done! I've never heard anyone slip from jargon into gibberish and out again with such ease!'

"Oh George, I wish you'd get things in perspective. . .!"

Perspective Repair

'She gets people on her side by not taking a side.'

Insect Evolution Research Lab. Eureka! I've found the root of all weevils!

Scientist looking down a microscope is being looked down a microscope by god.

'Take this slide and S-T-E-R-I-L-I-Z-E it.'

Tough germ.

"That guy is incredible! He's coaxed the fish to invest 20,000 bucks...in catfood stocks!"

4 4 4 4 3 3 3 3 I can't see the fours for the threes. F E

"I'm sending in Mr. Baxter ahead of the others to be interviewed. He's made a very good first impression."

"One man's apocalypse is another man's mandate."

'This should come out just right.'

Come over here.

'Your profile said you were tall, dark, and mysterious.'

"I like that new chap Jenkins. Seems to be a good listener."

Department of Linguistics.