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'We need to change our marketing strategy.'

"That's our new church mascot."

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

SupermarketAwful Market.

Floss Street Vendor

'It's about time!'

"Didn't you get the memo? The boss said he was bringing in some experts to help with the company's rebranding."

'He struggles with having to do his own marketing.'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

London Olympics.

'Henderson, Sir - marketing.'

"Sorry -- The doctor is out -- But we have like 10 influencers available."

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

"Multi-level marketing!"

The Fascinating Language of Ambivalence, Decoded.

'Then, for some reason, sales dropped right off.'

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

"Our marketing budget has become a black hole."

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

'Nobody understands you. . . do you blame them?'

Sun Dried Ice Cubes

Corporate Advertising Agency: WEEKLY SCAM MEETING

The Copywriter's Dilemma

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

Doomsday marketing

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

"We could add a wobbly seat and lid that the idiots, er, customers would think they have to replace - at a premium, of course."

'This model even has a sports car on board.'