Master Of First Impressions Pillows

"I'm sending in Mr. Baxter ahead of the others to be interviewed. He's made a very good first impression."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

'Send in the next applicant Ms Jones.'

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

Wendel enjoyed magic school but he was having a little trouble in his trickonometry class.

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

"I probably deserved a twenty year sentence, but did he have to do it in a Donald Duck voice?"

"I'm afraid the Will Ferrell quotes and hilarious duck impressions just aren't covering your low productivity levels any more, Ted."

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

Marvo the Bird Impersonator

Phil blows his interview before even sitting down.

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"That guy is incredible! He's coaxed the fish to invest 20,000 bucks...in catfood stocks!"

"So when you said you were a bee keeper..."

'So, I see you're a good listener.'

"Can you start the interview without me? I'll be in as soon as I finish my resume."

"He's brilliant exactly like me, and a lower paid version."

'But how do I know you're really a genetic engineer?'

"I just want to do an impression..."

Global Public Relations - doorbell reads, press to impress.

"If you order that, you will impress me."

'Great Resume. Possibly your best ever.' A first impression is very important, no matter how many tries it takes.

"I think your Arabic is coming along fine for your trip to Casablanca, with or without the Humphrey Bogart impression."

'I got lost in between all the classroom trailers at school again.'

"All those close-up magic classes don't seem so 'worthless' on day 190 of quarantine, do they."

'I've prepared this powerpoint presentation about myself which takes precisely the allotted five minutes.'

'I hate making you feel guilty, but I've had great success with it in the past.'

'Before you have your job interview I'll touch up your roots.'

"Who here likes impressions?"

Impending Doom at the Singles' Bar.