Master Of Comfy Living Pillows

"I'm not gaining weight - I'm watching TV in a smaller room."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Home Sweet Home

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"You're never home."

Unicorn Working From Home

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

"Alexa, tell me ways I can be less of a lazy slob who won't get up to turn off the lights."

Carpet Cows

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

Fireplace Projector.

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

Mouse showing wife the heart shaped mouse he has made

"Today's weather forecast, is very accurate."

'Brew?'

'I've no objection to children, darling, as long as they're carefully colour co-ordinated.'

"The rules don't say anything about Airbnb-ing your property to help pay off the mortgage."

'Isn't it great?!'

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

"Oh, it's called a fireplace. I'm not sure what fire is, but look how cozy."

'You better take care of the bill quickly or there's going to be hell to pay.'

'Did you mess with the thermostat again?'

"You can't possibly have winter cabin fever! Winter just officially started a couple days ago."

Bees live in Home Very Sweet Home.

Introducing...The Creeping Draft

'Know what? I don't feel drafts anymore.'

'Nice needlework, dear, but we don't need a bigger house.'