Comfy At Home Advocate Pillows

"Then I thought, hey great, if I become a day trader I can work at home in my underwear."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Unicorn Working From Home

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"You're never home."

Contented man and cat sleeping

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

"He's an indoor cat."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

'Y' know Derek, I really think you need to push yourself outside your comfort zone.'

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

Working from Home.

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

"I see a couch."

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

Watching telly

E-Z Livin'

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

"C'mere, space heater."

Fireplace Projector.

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."

'Brew?'