Comfy At Home Advocate Pillows

"Then I thought, hey great, if I become a day trader I can work at home in my underwear."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Contented man and cat sleeping

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"You're never home."

Unicorn Working From Home

"He's an indoor cat."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

'Y' know Derek, I really think you need to push yourself outside your comfort zone.'

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

Working from Home.

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

"I see a couch."

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

Watching telly

E-Z Livin'

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

"C'mere, space heater."

Fireplace Projector.

Mouse showing wife the heart shaped mouse he has made

"Did you pack the Vermont maple syrup?"

'Brew?'