Master Of Awkward Moments Pillows

"I wear it whenever I sack someone, I think it makes it less traumatic."

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

You're so beautiful, I can't take my eyes off you, even though there's a fly in my soup doing the backstroke, which is comedy gold!

"A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something."

"You and your daft inventions."

'Well this is awkward.'

'Show one more kitten photo,lady and the next time you see me will be on a 'missing' poster!'

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

'Look. . . for the last time, I'm not playin' 'footsie' with you!'

"If that girl sent over a double cappuccino, maybe you should go talk to her!"

"I think that one is a little too honest."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

Hey dad, is that the boss guy that you said can talk out of his butt?

Spinach Dating.

"Let’s try another one. Jerry blinked, Kate’s giving Jon the finger, and Jess is choking."

'I know I said you could take me home but I didn't mean to your place!'

"Of course mating is natural. It's just not the kind of thing you want to see your parents doing."

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

A close encounter of the awkward kind

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

Jack's first meeting with Melanie's parents, suddenly turned awkward.

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

"There's a little jelly or something on your chin."

"Mum, Dad, where was I downloaded from?"

Awkward Moments

"I'm guessing it's too soon in the relationship for me to totally creep you out."