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'I am smiling.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

Fish don't like worms.

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

Fishing Contest

"So that's why they are called Perch!"

"You know very well what fish!"

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

'Catching flying fish!'

A man fishing in a tree stump

No Fear.

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

'Your fly snapped off three hours ago, young man, but you were casting so beautifully I didn't want to disturb you.'

'Luck? When you get to my level of competition, it has nothing to do with luck.'

Fish steals a fisherman's worms.

'...a little higher and to the right.'

Worm coming out from apple on hook.

"Oh, come on, Mr. Waldner, you knew I was an angler when you hired me."

For successful sea fishing the type of tackle must be appropriate to the kind of fish one wishes to catch.

What's the catch?

'Look,you fish for bass your way and I'll fish for them my way.'

"I thought about releasing him, but I needed something to fill this space on the wall."

Fishing from a Fish