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Fish Trophies: The One That Got Away.

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

Fish don't like worms.

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

'I'll give five bucks to anyone showing me a fish more than ten inches long.'

'It must be a milkfish.'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

'I am smiling.'

Fishing Holes

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

'Catching flying fish!'

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

'Your fly snapped off three hours ago, young man, but you were casting so beautifully I didn't want to disturb you.'

Man fishing in a tin of fish

Arctic fishing

'...a little higher and to the right.'

For successful sea fishing the type of tackle must be appropriate to the kind of fish one wishes to catch.

"Damn! Another one of those slippery ones!"

'Boss - I'm still out here trying to land some customers. See you back at the office.'

Worm coming out from apple on hook.

"What do you mean, 'Today's Wednesday?!' I thought today was 'Throwback Thursday!'"

'Son, that's not what's meant by fly fishing.'

'Look,you fish for bass your way and I'll fish for them my way.'

"Hi! I'm on the hook."

'How long have you been a life-guard Mister?'

What's the catch?