Ironic Angler Appreciation T-Shirts

'Isn't this the same place that fished this summer and never caught a fish?'

Flyfishing for dummies.

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Fish don't like worms.

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

"So that's why they are called Perch!"

"You know very well what fish!"

'It must be a milkfish.'

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

'I am smiling.'

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

'Catching flying fish!'

'What do you mean fishing is the thinking person's sport? How smart are fish?'

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

A man fishing in a tree stump

No Fear.

'Your fly snapped off three hours ago, young man, but you were casting so beautifully I didn't want to disturb you.'

'It took me over 18 hours to get him in the boat, and working 12 jobs to pay to have him mounted.'

'...a little higher and to the right.'

"Damn! Another one of those slippery ones!"

Fish steals a fisherman's worms.

Fishing.

Worm coming out from apple on hook.

For successful sea fishing the type of tackle must be appropriate to the kind of fish one wishes to catch.

"If I am going to die for a snack, it must be more appetizing than a simple worm."

What's the catch?

'Look,you fish for bass your way and I'll fish for them my way.'

"I thought about releasing him, but I needed something to fill this space on the wall."

Fishing from a Fish

Well that explains the steering problems I've been experiencing for the past two miles...