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"I found this great chiropractor!"

"I'm just worried the knots are the only thing holding me together."

'This must be how the 1% feel.'

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

"What do you mean a 'surcharge'? It says $5 here!"

"You're all tense. Let me loosen these a bit."

'Maybe a massage wasn't a good idea after all.'

40 minutes in this position

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

'Now THAT'S a massage!'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'

"I sense some tightness in your wallet."

Couples Massage

'The fish are pretty relaxing, eh Mr.Jenkins? Mr. Jenkins?..'

Masseuse With Rolling Pin

'You're getting tense again.'

I fired my masseuse today. She rubbed me me up the wrong way.

"Too hard?"

"So the SM is for swedish massage?"

"I hear you've been rubbing the customers up the wrong way. . ."

'Oh, you're so tense, you must have a lot of stress in your job.' 'No ma'am, that's just my saddle.'

"Medical massage rubs me the wrong way."

"AHH! There's the rub!"

"Judging by your tan I can see you play golf too."

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

Flo discovered that one of the perks of cancer was that even reluctant friends were willing to give her foot massages,

"She won't notice."

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

"Greg will be giving your massage today."

Sisters of the sacred order of the massage table.

"You're incredibly tight."

"How's my inane chitchat?"