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Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Rogue elephant

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

'Actually, the entire novel is a metaphor of me getting rich from the movie rights.'

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

"I'm leaning towards cake as the new global currency...but are you sure these are our best options?"

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

"You call this a mere bagatelle?"

Brancusi.

"In case of emergency, break glass."

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

'I think it's called RED!'

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

'Is it going to be good for you?'

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

'My financial philosophy is a cross between Harry Truman's 'the buck stops here,' and Ronald Reagan's 'trickle down.' It's 'the trickle down stops here.''

'Couldn't you at least unbutton your top button?'

"It was the best of Starbucks. It was the worst of Starbucks."

Sculptor: 'Okay, SMILE!'

Art for Art's Sake.

Rietveld at Sing Sing,