Magnate Muse Prints

Lord Alan Sugar

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Rogue elephant

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

'Actually, the entire novel is a metaphor of me getting rich from the movie rights.'

"I'm leaning towards cake as the new global currency...but are you sure these are our best options?"

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

"In case of emergency, break glass."

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

"You call this a mere bagatelle?"

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

'Is it going to be good for you?'

'My financial philosophy is a cross between Harry Truman's 'the buck stops here,' and Ronald Reagan's 'trickle down.' It's 'the trickle down stops here.''

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

'Couldn't you at least unbutton your top button?'

"It was the best of Starbucks. It was the worst of Starbucks."

Sculptor: 'Okay, SMILE!'

"I never knew the color red could be so incomprehensible."

'Shouldn't a cultural center have more to it than video games?'

Art for Art's Sake.