Masochism T-Shirts

'We're gonna have lovely hangovers in the morning!'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Important Muscles.

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

Soldiers' Ego

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

Alpha males through the ages!

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

"This is all my own hair."

"Science has proven that if you don't know what you're talking about, people will still take you seriously if you act like you do...Especially if you back it up by saying 'Science has proven' it."

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"If he'd done that to me, I'd have got up and given him a good thump!"

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

"Clothes, hell. It's the desk that makes the man."

Sado-masochists reading in bed.

'That's a good start, Betsy, but could you make it more macho?'

'I'm sorry, Ma'am, but medical science still has a lot to learn about machismo.'

"There's one telltale sign a man is interested in you....He weeps when you mercilessly mock him and all that he holds dear....It also weeds out the 'men' who are afraid to cry."

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

Arm and leg wrestling.

"I recommend the lobster today, sir, if you think you're man enough."

Bill just couldn't wait for his testosterone to kick in.

Break-ins by the Masochist Society

'He's a big softie really'.

"Mom said grandpa killed it so his penis would feel bigger."

Soft answer that turneth away wrath bar and grill...formerly, Salty's

Football ground toilets include one for mascots.

'Bad hairy-chest day.'

The Men Thing. . .

'Oh yeah? Step outside and say that!'

Extreme sports psychologist.

"Now that's a splinter."