Masking Mavens Prints

Then / Now

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

The new normal

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

Medieval headlines.

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

"I knew a breakfast meeting would be a mistake."

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

'All those opposed, signify by using the usual sign.'

Department de Philosophie

"OK, I'll tell you what I know, but I can't reveal my source."

George Smith Patton

"Social distancing... masks, it's difficult sometimes to know who you're talking to."

"I'm not taking any chances!"

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

"So did you have to wear a mask when you were sunbathing?"

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

"At least we don't have to worry about dudes telling us to smile more."

Start of the school year

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

Heyyy, don't worry about a thing. One more energy drink and I'll have you sliced and sutured in no time!

'Loose zips cause trips, Robert.'

'I've been a model, a film star, a soap star, a dress designer... next I'm going to write a children's book and after that...'

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

Muzzles.

Houdini tries to get out of dinner with his in-laws.

"I see something horrible in your future; death... mayhem... EVIL... wait a see, it's just a fingerprint."