Mask Maven Prints

"Thou Shalt not Covid thy Neighbor's Wife!"

"At least we don't have to worry about dudes telling us to smile more."

"Social distancing... masks, it's difficult sometimes to know who you're talking to."

Start of the school year

Lady with facemask smoking

"I'm not taking any chances!"

"So did you have to wear a mask when you were sunbathing?"

"I'm making you wear a mask, because I never forget a face."

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

"How are you supposed to eat in this thing?!"

Summer vacation and Coronavirus

The new normal

Masks

Ignore my eyes.... I'm actually smiling.

"I'm not taking any chances. . ."

'Jeepers creepers Billy. Can you wait until Halloween to wear that? You're scaring me half to death.'

Muzzles.

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

Psst. . . your mask is off. . . .

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

In the Guru District

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"National security adviser"

"And this is our media room."

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'