Mask-free Explorer Prints

"So weird not wearing a mask."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

"In space news, our discarded PPE is forming a new planet."

Fish Food

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

'I got a fright when he stepped on me, but, judging by the way he jumped, so did he...'

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

Things that scare Jimmy

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

'I have to ask; do you really care if your double-cheese bacon sausage pepperoni pizza is gluten-free?'

"We sell beer, but it's non-alcoholic."

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

A large ape clutching a tiny man.

'There's no WiFi, the phones out of range and the TV doesn't work. Our weekend getaway is ruined!'

"The treatment you gave me for my fear of confined spaces, didn't work."

'Think we should take loads of different currencies in case we get hi-jacked a few times?'

"I don't want you to be alarmed, but I believe I saw a giant condor flying around."

"It's your neurosis, you face it."

In search of the American dream...

'My wife's an ecology nut. What can you suggest that hasn't contributed to pollution at any time during its manufacture?'

"This is a big step in your therapy...cross the road, cross the road..."

In the wake of tourism...

"Oww! Tia Carmen, my jaw hurts!"

Mask No Longer Required For Fully Vaccinated Individuals