Mask-free Explorer Mugs

"So weird not wearing a mask."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"In space news, our discarded PPE is forming a new planet."

Fish Food

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

Things that scare Jimmy

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

'I got a fright when he stepped on me, but, judging by the way he jumped, so did he...'

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

'I have to ask; do you really care if your double-cheese bacon sausage pepperoni pizza is gluten-free?'

"We sell beer, but it's non-alcoholic."

A large ape clutching a tiny man.

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

'There's no WiFi, the phones out of range and the TV doesn't work. Our weekend getaway is ruined!'

In search of the American dream...

'Think we should take loads of different currencies in case we get hi-jacked a few times?'

"This is a big step in your therapy...cross the road, cross the road..."

"The treatment you gave me for my fear of confined spaces, didn't work."

'My wife's an ecology nut. What can you suggest that hasn't contributed to pollution at any time during its manufacture?'

"It's your neurosis, you face it."

"I don't want you to be alarmed, but I believe I saw a giant condor flying around."

In the wake of tourism...

Mask No Longer Required For Fully Vaccinated Individuals