Mashed Potato Lover Pillows

"You still trying to grow those mashed potatoes?"

Sausages

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

American Idle.

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

Unconditional Loveseat

Homo Zapiens

"He refuses to talk and he never listens."

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

Stupid Microwave

Origins Of Evolution

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

Couch Potatoes

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"I've decided to uninstall your personality and upload mine."

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

'Where exactly did you get this 'Lifestyle Guru' from?'

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

"In da house"

Working from Home.

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."