Mary Poppins Fan Gifts

"He's in a coma? Did you give him his medicine three times today?" "Yes mum, and with the usual spoonful of sugar." "He's a diabetic!" "An unlicensed Mary Poppins"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Showbiz Awards

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

George Michael

Superheroes take a selfie

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Michael Jackson

"Hugh fans!"

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

Filet minion

Michael Jackson.

Jarvis Cocker

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

Bryan Ferry

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

Musical notes bubble gum.

Little Known Moments In History

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

The last song before the party exploded.

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