Martin Luther King Day Gifts

Martin Luther King Day

"Sorry - I thought you were black...."

"I have a dream!"

Martin Luther King

'But I digress...'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Pi Ala Mode.

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

MLK

Math Teacher

"Something just didn't add up."

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

I hate monday mornings.

"I hate negative numbers, and I'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

'Ms. Blumter, please get me a copy of Educational Leadership for Dummies.'

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

"...Accept finite disappointment, but NEVER LOSE INFINITE HOPE."

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

Teacher's Inbox: In One Ear/Out The Other

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

'Actually, nowadays it's considered offensive to call an answer 'wrong'.'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

Never write a sonnet on an empty stomach

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

Martin Luther King and Obama.

Men reading Tall Stories, and Short Stories in a Library

Education Guidance