Martial Arts Master T-Shirts

Cat Kung Fu

'Remember me?'

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

"You claim you acted in self-defense."

Sticky Kung-fu

Three Little Pigs and the Karate Wolf.

'I don't know if I should tell him about my black belt now, or wait until we're married.'

One week in, Meryl felt Transformed by the Awesome Power of Kung Fu

Karate Chop.

'He has a real quiet way about him...until the feed runs out.'

"No! No! That is M-A-R-T-I-A-L. . ."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Hi-yah!"

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"Ninja bread men"

Women's Martial Arts Center

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

'You may now kick the bride.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Mod Kwan Doh

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

Martial Arts

Old Karate Master

Decapitated coffee.

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."