Martial Arts Master Prints

Cat Kung Fu

"This guy's good!"

'Remember me?'

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

"You claim you acted in self-defense."

Sticky Kung-fu

Three Little Pigs and the Karate Wolf.

'I don't know if I should tell him about my black belt now, or wait until we're married.'

One week in, Meryl felt Transformed by the Awesome Power of Kung Fu

Karate Chop.

'He has a real quiet way about him...until the feed runs out.'

"No! No! That is M-A-R-T-I-A-L. . ."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Hi-yah!"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"Ninja bread men"

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Women's Martial Arts Center

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

Karataoke

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You may now kick the bride.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Mod Kwan Doh

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

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