Marriage Reflection Pillows

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

The Map of the Human Heart

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

"Why won't you cuddle?"

'Sorry Henry, but I'm looking for something a little more permanent.'

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

"We'll be single again in Heaven, right?"

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

Love chair

'We don't text anymore.'

"Marriage and water, I find, don't mix."

"Well yes, I've been away for a long time, but you knew I worked on a Pirate Ship when we got married..."

"There's men for you: here today, gone today!"

'The only thing we have in common is that we're in love with the same woman.'

"The law is a jealous mistress, something wives just have to understand."

"No one rides off into me anymore."

"You're a lot easier to live with once your antlers fall off."

"I guess the honeymoon's over. My husband got me a gift card for a psychotherapist for our anniversary."

"You're keeping something from me, aren't you?"

'The only thing we have in common anymore is the kids are driving us both nuts!'

'... all you have to say is QUACK, QUACK, QUACK!'

'Share your innermost feelings or the remote gets it.'

"These oaths aren't binding all weekend are they?"

'Nothing personal, I just prefer the old campy version of you.'

"The end of my wife's rope is near"

"Same thing every morning. Crack of Don at the crack of dawn."

"Donald switched off in 1985 and i never bothered to switch him on again."

'You keep asking me to change when I can't remember what from.'

"Death, death, death! That's all he ever talks about!"

'The Morning after the bridge night before.'

"I was TOO listening. I just wasn't caring."

"More space"? You "need more space"? Hellooo, we're leeches. Remember? (This cartoon was originally published on 2003-09-17).

"Dear Alice: in response to your accusation...."