Marriage Reflection Prints

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

The Map of the Human Heart

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

"Why won't you cuddle?"

'Sorry Henry, but I'm looking for something a little more permanent.'

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'

"We'll be single again in Heaven, right?"

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

Love chair

'We don't text anymore.'

"Well yes, I've been away for a long time, but you knew I worked on a Pirate Ship when we got married..."

"You're a lot easier to live with once your antlers fall off."

"No one rides off into me anymore."

"There's men for you: here today, gone today!"

'The only thing we have in common is that we're in love with the same woman.'

"The law is a jealous mistress, something wives just have to understand."

"Marriage and water, I find, don't mix."

'The only thing we have in common anymore is the kids are driving us both nuts!'

'... all you have to say is QUACK, QUACK, QUACK!'

"Donald switched off in 1985 and i never bothered to switch him on again."

'You keep asking me to change when I can't remember what from.'

"The end of my wife's rope is near"

'Nothing personal, I just prefer the old campy version of you.'

"Same thing every morning. Crack of Don at the crack of dawn."

'Share your innermost feelings or the remote gets it.'

"These oaths aren't binding all weekend are they?"

"Death, death, death! That's all he ever talks about!"

'She hates to see me happy.'

'The Morning after the bridge night before.'

'I don't worry about Harold putting the cap back on the toothpaste. He never takes it off!'

"I was TOO listening. I just wasn't caring."