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"Mind you, getting married on line does take some of the romance out of it."

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"Arthur, I need my space."

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

"First, I'll read the minutes from your last weddings."

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

Competitiveness in Ancient Times

"I have been happily married... three times!"

"It's my attorney. Have you seen my list of things about you that drive me crazy?"

'All he wants is sex, sex, sex!'

'No, there isn't a probationary period!'

So all is not rosy in the garden?

"At least you don't have a needy husband and an angry dog."

"And should you get divorced, promise you won't sue me."

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

"Happy anniversary, Clare. How'd you make it so many years?" "Figured it wasn't worth the prison time."

'I can't take much more of the happiness treadmill.'

'How long have you two been married?'

'You're docile enough alright, but I don't like how you grind your teeth while you sleep!'

'Do you cater weddings?' Why the groom is never put in charge of anything.

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."

Apply to marry multi-marriage failure.

'I'm not the sitting tenant, I'm your husband.'

'Dear, your ego is stepping on my shoes again.'

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