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"I know I promised to be faithful but I hadn't counted on the 'El Nino' effect."

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

"And another thing: What's that strange clicking thing you do with your beak?"

'You've changed since we got married.'

"Boss, the customers can hear you cackling maniacally." "I've topped myself, minion." "It's not enough to run ads that tout our own excellence: we have to simultaneously tear down the competition." "Behold: my masterpiece." "'100 percent of those who drink Coffee King’s coffee will die.'" "Best part is it’s technically true."

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

'My wife's therapist doesn't understand me.'

'I bet you could walk down the aisle blindfolded now,eh,Gloria?'

'Ask him where he goes every December 24th - because he won't tell me!'

'I leave a few spaces so you can get a few words in edgeways.'

"My wife and I have a love-mate relationship."

"I will refute my wife's allegations that I'm a work obsessed pedant with the aid of a slideshow presentation."

'Please don't interupt-we've only got 45 minutes.'

Jean Philippe Rameau

"You will awake feeling refreshed...."

'Almost done.'

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

"Cool game!"

"Our love is magical. In other words, a grand illusion."

Scenes from a successful marriage.

"I'm leaving you. I would have told you earlier but the time just never seemed right."

"Our marriage has been experiencing a spot of turbulence lately."

Are you sure that's not your age?

"Before we begin the hymn of thanksgiving, I'd like each of you mothers to take a moment to count her little blessings."

"Just because I didn't tell you to shut up doesn't mean I wasn't listening."

Psychology: Module 1 . . . . Attention span.

"Yep. Looks like I'm pregnant again."

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