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'The Thurstons have been working on their marriage.'

"You do like octopus?"

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

Building business relations.

"And another thing: What's that strange clicking thing you do with your beak?"

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

'You've changed since we got married.'

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

"You know, if it weren't for Penny, we'd never find time like this to connect."

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

Long and Short term investments.

'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'

"OK, now what?"

'I used to collect nuts, but now I play the market.'

'My wife's therapist doesn't understand me.'

I'll put this in a way you'll understand: you need to transfer your feelings from savings to checking.

'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.'

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

"That's his answer to everything!"

Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age.

"I love what you've done with him."

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'I've had some strange cravings during my pregnancy. Such as the one to strangle my husband.'

Church Restoration Fund.

'Ask him where he goes every December 24th - because he won't tell me!'

'I leave a few spaces so you can get a few words in edgeways.'