Marmalade Maker Pillows

Cottage Industry

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Marshmallows

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Stonehenge Sandcastle

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

"City kids."

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"We should start wearing masks."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

The lesser known active volcanoes.

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

"Didn't anyone tell you it was a masked ball?

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

Blackjack: free lemonade!

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

Working at a brewery.

Marshmallow Roast

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

Emergency box in woods contains supplies for a campfire.

"All I've got left is smoked."

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

'One thing about beer -- you never get buyer's remorse.'

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

"Oh, wow....this is cool! What are you making?"