Marking Territory Expert Pillows

Penis Sniffing Fire Hydrant

Thru versus Through Traffic

Pull the udder one

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'I'm afraid this new self you reinvented has already been patented.'

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

"I see you have experience marking territory."

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

'And in global news, Albania will be splitting in two.'

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

"Rex, come up here and mark your territory."

"My client already has a patent on round things."

A Vet? I had you picked in advertising.

"Sometimes I just don't know where I end and the invisible fence begins."

The first sign of cowboy trouble.

"What are you doing? You know that's my work couch."

The day begins at the copyright office - "Morning Jeff(TM)"...

'Due to intellectual property concerns, I refuse to answer any questions.'

'King Arthur's Court? I think it's that way. This is King Arthur's Boulevard.'

'. . . I marked this territory a month ago!'

"Stop having good ideas for other people."

'I have to go and mark my domain.'

"Hey Michelle, it's me. Have you had enough time to yourself yet?"

'I have difficulty setting boundaries.'

'It's too late to copyright 'Have a nice day.''

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"That's my desk! You've got some kind of nerve damage, mister."

"We can't completely remove the border - we've got to draw a line somewhere!"

A woman places traffic cones around herself in bed.

"Hands off, Mister."

"I'm very pleased with the house but you'd think they would have recognised our need for lower fences."

'You just have to learn to say no.'

"It's a curious thing: our living room just seems to end here."