Marketing Critique Pillows

Supermarket Special Offer! Two for the price of three!

Stock market investment advice

At the mobile tracking test lab.

Roads with a view.

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

CATCHY NAME

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop."

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

Cold caller.

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

Posters of the Sahara

Factory Recall Unicorn.

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

"Multi-level marketing!"

Adjusted sales pitch: 'Congratulations! You may already be a non-winner.'

"This is like the time you had me sell water as a 'diet drink'."

"We've checked, and it's fine with women."

"Doesn't it seem like we just finished letting the air out of last year's tree?"

Corporate Advertising Agency: WEEKLY SCAM MEETING

Dodgy Marketing

"Why is that? Are you not confident that you'd be able to do it properly?"

"Do you suffer from bald spots? Try 'Branches in a Can'!!"

"But your room does have a sea view, it's 43 miles over there behind the power station."

'The following program was made possible by a totally unscrupulous sponsor....'

"It says 'how about putting a slot in the suggestion box'. Well, I don't know how that got in there."

"I'm not sure they fully understand the concept of annual stocktaking."

'No, the nude scene isn't essential to the plot, but we need it for the posters.'

'But first... a word from Mount Sinai National Bank.'