Marketing Critique Pillows

Supermarket Special Offer! Two for the price of three!

Stock market investment advice

At the mobile tracking test lab.

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

Roads with a view.

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

CATCHY NAME

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop."

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

"Multi-level marketing!"

Cold caller.

Factory Recall Unicorn.

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

Posters of the Sahara

"This is like the time you had me sell water as a 'diet drink'."

Adjusted sales pitch: 'Congratulations! You may already be a non-winner.'

"Doesn't it seem like we just finished letting the air out of last year's tree?"

'The following program was made possible by a totally unscrupulous sponsor....'

Corporate Advertising Agency: WEEKLY SCAM MEETING

"We've checked, and it's fine with women."

Dodgy Marketing

"But your room does have a sea view, it's 43 miles over there behind the power station."

"Do you suffer from bald spots? Try 'Branches in a Can'!!"

"Why is that? Are you not confident that you'd be able to do it properly?"

"It says 'how about putting a slot in the suggestion box'. Well, I don't know how that got in there."

'No, the nude scene isn't essential to the plot, but we need it for the posters.'

"I'm not sure they fully understand the concept of annual stocktaking."

'But first... a word from Mount Sinai National Bank.'