Market Timing Guru Pillows

Add a touch of humor to their trading space with our market timing guru pillows. Fun and thoughtful, perfect for relaxing after a day of market analysis.

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'I'm making a lot fewer trading mistakes these days. I don't start until 10 minutes before the close.'

'I'm making a lot fewer trading mistakes these days. I don't start until 10 minutes before the close.' mockup

'I'm making a lot fewer trading mistakes these days. I don't start until 10 minutes before the close.' mockup

'I'm making a lot fewer trading mistakes these days. I don't start until 10 minutes before the close.' mockup

'I'm making a lot fewer trading mistakes these days. I don't start until 10 minutes before the close.' mockup

'I'm making a lot fewer trading mistakes these days. I don't start until 10 minutes before the close.'

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"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up." mockup

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up." mockup

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up." mockup

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up." mockup

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

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'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.' mockup

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.' mockup

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.' mockup

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.' mockup

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

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Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull. mockup

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull. mockup

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull. mockup

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull. mockup

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

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"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here." mockup

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here." mockup

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here." mockup

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here." mockup

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

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"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..." mockup

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..." mockup

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..." mockup

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..." mockup

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

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Business is off the chart.

Business is off the chart. mockup

Business is off the chart. mockup

Business is off the chart. mockup

Business is off the chart. mockup

Business is off the chart.

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'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm. mockup

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm. mockup

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm. mockup

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm. mockup

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

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"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other." mockup

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other." mockup

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other." mockup

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other." mockup

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

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'Stand back! All he needs is an injection of long-term capital.'

'Stand back! All he needs is an injection of long-term capital.' mockup

'Stand back! All he needs is an injection of long-term capital.' mockup

'Stand back! All he needs is an injection of long-term capital.' mockup

'Stand back! All he needs is an injection of long-term capital.' mockup

'Stand back! All he needs is an injection of long-term capital.'

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'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.' mockup

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.' mockup

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.' mockup

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.' mockup

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

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Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.

Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues. mockup

Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues. mockup

Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues. mockup

Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues. mockup

Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.

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"Remember, Man of good Sense not here to do work on your behalf. Man of good Sense only here to help you on strategic level until you wise enough to overcome recession."

"Remember, Man of good Sense not here to do work on your behalf. Man of good Sense only here to help you on strategic level until you wise enough to overcome recession." mockup

"Remember, Man of good Sense not here to do work on your behalf. Man of good Sense only here to help you on strategic level until you wise enough to overcome recession." mockup

"Remember, Man of good Sense not here to do work on your behalf. Man of good Sense only here to help you on strategic level until you wise enough to overcome recession." mockup

"Remember, Man of good Sense not here to do work on your behalf. Man of good Sense only here to help you on strategic level until you wise enough to overcome recession." mockup

"Remember, Man of good Sense not here to do work on your behalf. Man of good Sense only here to help you on strategic level until you wise enough to overcome recession."

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"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's." mockup

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's." mockup

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's." mockup

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's." mockup

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

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Business News. mockup

Business News. mockup

Business News. mockup

Business News. mockup

Business News.

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'What's this I hear about you going long?'

'What's this I hear about you going long?' mockup

'What's this I hear about you going long?' mockup

'What's this I hear about you going long?' mockup

'What's this I hear about you going long?' mockup

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

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'Sell South Africa!'

'Sell South Africa!' mockup

'Sell South Africa!' mockup

'Sell South Africa!' mockup

'Sell South Africa!' mockup

'Sell South Africa!'

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'I'm afraid the stock price gods are not happy Ralph.'

'I'm afraid the stock price gods are not happy Ralph.' mockup

'I'm afraid the stock price gods are not happy Ralph.' mockup

'I'm afraid the stock price gods are not happy Ralph.' mockup

'I'm afraid the stock price gods are not happy Ralph.' mockup

'I'm afraid the stock price gods are not happy Ralph.'

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'I think it's time to reboot your fiscal compass.'

'I think it's time to reboot your fiscal compass.' mockup

'I think it's time to reboot your fiscal compass.' mockup

'I think it's time to reboot your fiscal compass.' mockup

'I think it's time to reboot your fiscal compass.' mockup

'I think it's time to reboot your fiscal compass.'

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'Some think we economic forecasters speak a lot of Mumbo Jumbo'

'Some think we economic forecasters speak a lot of Mumbo Jumbo' mockup

'Some think we economic forecasters speak a lot of Mumbo Jumbo' mockup

'Some think we economic forecasters speak a lot of Mumbo Jumbo' mockup

'Some think we economic forecasters speak a lot of Mumbo Jumbo' mockup

'Some think we economic forecasters speak a lot of Mumbo Jumbo'

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"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want." mockup

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want." mockup

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want." mockup

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want." mockup

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

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"The key to making the right decision is knowing which coin to flip."

"The key to making the right decision is knowing which coin to flip." mockup

"The key to making the right decision is knowing which coin to flip." mockup

"The key to making the right decision is knowing which coin to flip." mockup

"The key to making the right decision is knowing which coin to flip." mockup

"The key to making the right decision is knowing which coin to flip."

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'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'

'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.' mockup

'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.' mockup

'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.' mockup

'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.' mockup

'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'

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Euro fall... mockup

Euro fall... mockup

Euro fall... mockup

Euro fall... mockup

Euro fall...

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Japanese economic policies advocated by Shinzo Abe.

Japanese economic policies advocated by Shinzo Abe. mockup

Japanese economic policies advocated by Shinzo Abe. mockup

Japanese economic policies advocated by Shinzo Abe. mockup

Japanese economic policies advocated by Shinzo Abe. mockup

Japanese economic policies advocated by Shinzo Abe.

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'We've had a marginal advance-decline on a near-term buy-out, but no one knows if that translates as a downturn or an up-tick.'

'We've had a marginal advance-decline on a near-term buy-out, but no one knows if that translates as a downturn or an up-tick.' mockup

'We've had a marginal advance-decline on a near-term buy-out, but no one knows if that translates as a downturn or an up-tick.' mockup

'We've had a marginal advance-decline on a near-term buy-out, but no one knows if that translates as a downturn or an up-tick.' mockup

'We've had a marginal advance-decline on a near-term buy-out, but no one knows if that translates as a downturn or an up-tick.' mockup

'We've had a marginal advance-decline on a near-term buy-out, but no one knows if that translates as a downturn or an up-tick.'

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Phobia Clinic: Now treating Dow 15,000 acrophobia.

Phobia Clinic: Now treating Dow 15,000 acrophobia. mockup

Phobia Clinic: Now treating Dow 15,000 acrophobia. mockup

Phobia Clinic: Now treating Dow 15,000 acrophobia. mockup

Phobia Clinic: Now treating Dow 15,000 acrophobia. mockup

Phobia Clinic: Now treating Dow 15,000 acrophobia.

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'Don't give me all that bull about a strong market - I said sell!'

'Don't give me all that bull about a strong market - I said sell!' mockup

'Don't give me all that bull about a strong market - I said sell!' mockup

'Don't give me all that bull about a strong market - I said sell!' mockup

'Don't give me all that bull about a strong market - I said sell!' mockup

'Don't give me all that bull about a strong market - I said sell!'

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'I left, the day I retire, in the hands of the Dow, NASDAQ and Fred.'

'I left, the day I retire, in the hands of the Dow, NASDAQ and Fred.' mockup

'I left, the day I retire, in the hands of the Dow, NASDAQ and Fred.' mockup

'I left, the day I retire, in the hands of the Dow, NASDAQ and Fred.' mockup

'I left, the day I retire, in the hands of the Dow, NASDAQ and Fred.' mockup

'I left, the day I retire, in the hands of the Dow, NASDAQ and Fred.'

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If only we could sell shares in doom and gloom.

If only we could sell shares in doom and gloom. mockup

If only we could sell shares in doom and gloom. mockup

If only we could sell shares in doom and gloom. mockup

If only we could sell shares in doom and gloom. mockup

If only we could sell shares in doom and gloom.

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'Today the market roared back on news that greed is good for an ailing economy.'

'Today the market roared back on news that greed is good for an ailing economy.' mockup

'Today the market roared back on news that greed is good for an ailing economy.' mockup

'Today the market roared back on news that greed is good for an ailing economy.' mockup

'Today the market roared back on news that greed is good for an ailing economy.' mockup

'Today the market roared back on news that greed is good for an ailing economy.'

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Market Timing Guru Pillows Collection

Market Timing Guru Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for market timing gurus. Find a perfect humorous or inspiring mug to brighten their trading mornings.

Market Timing Guru Prints

Decorate their office with prints celebrating market expertise. Perfect for any trader or finance lover who appreciates stylish, themed art.

Market Timing Guru T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts for market timing enthusiasts. They combine clever finance humor with casual style—ideal for any trader or investor.