Market Strategies Explorer Gifts

'I know about the birds and the bees. Can you tell me about making a bundle trading derivatives?'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Robot Parts $5

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

The economy.

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

At the market

Day trading.

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

A child runs an equity stand.

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Economy

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

"Everything's gone up."

Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.

"It's swings and roundabouts – one goes up the other goes down."

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

Wealth Juggler.

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

wealth investment

Economy.

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.