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Sign says 'False Sense of Security only $5', customer says 'Can I swap you for a fool hardy lack of concern?

"They must work, I've never had a repeat customer"

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

At the market

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

Why markets crash.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Jumping Wall Street.

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Unusual Offers

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

Mind, Body, Spirit (and Food Court).

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

You are Here. We know where you've been.

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"