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"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

'The good news is we've finally turned the corner. The bad news is, no government bailout.'

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

"Presidential approval ratings. US stock market confidence indices. U.S. dollar index. So much winning."

Travel looks strong!

Standard And P****d.

'Mixed day on Wall Street. Economic indicators were up, but executive bonuses were down.'

'We're counting on inflation.'

Today, tech stocks rose on news the latest gadgets avoided internet censorship by the Iranian government.'

'Before we found you, we were just squeaking by.'

'I'm the groom's broker and I'll be seating you before the ceremony begins. Technical analysts will be sitting on the left, and fundamental analysts will be on the right.'

Bank Ratings Lowered.

"Squawk! Interest rates are going negative!"

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

'Stocks were high...then low...then suddenly high again on news of a new drug to treat mood swings...'

Exchange Rate.

Chinese Stock Market Crash

Man stabbed by fallin arrow on wall chart.

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

'Less spare change under the cushion is my leading economic indicator!'

'It's not looking good!'

News and Magazines. Anemic economic growth. If the economy has slowed down so much, how come it keeps running over us?

US Dollar weakens.

'Ms. Clayton, we're counting on you to reverse this trend...'