Market Stall Explorer Mugs

Sign says 'False Sense of Security only $5', customer says 'Can I swap you for a fool hardy lack of concern?

"They must work, I've never had a repeat customer"

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

At the market

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

Why markets crash.

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Jumping Wall Street.

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Unusual Offers

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Mind, Body, Spirit (and Food Court).

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

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