Market Sectary T-Shirts

He's back on the ledge again! He sold everything, and the market went 'back up.'

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

The president's men

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Wall Street Couch

See you at the farmers market!

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

Dow Jones drop

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

...I wonder who started the rumour of your resignation?

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

'The market shifted on me.'

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

Customer Convention

Vulture sitting over a plummeting graph.

'In a Washington economic summit, a panel of three economists offered two dozen opinions about the direction of global economics.'

"Which way up do you want it?"

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

The Contrarian funds

The United States' economy deflating.

The two faces of capitalism.

Little Tiny Push-Carts

Got out of the market too soon; got back in too late.

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

Melissa's Mark Prediction Service