Market Mimic Gifts

"Actually, 'Monkey see, monkey do' has served me quite well in this market."

"My company uses a copycat strategy."

"Do me next."

"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"So, have you two fallen out again?"

"Your stork analyst is here, sir."

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

'He's been doing this ever since he saw the Lion King!'

Rowing machine on a river.

"Today the market closed at exactly the right price, and all buyers and sellers were very happy."

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

'This drug treats 'stock market jitters' but a side effect is 'irrational exuberance'.'

A woman carrying a child carrying a teddy bear

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

Mockingbird visits old mcdonald's farm: E-I-E-I-O!

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

Estate agents lined up for sale during house-price slump.

"When I say 'tweet' you say 'tweet'...'tweet!'"

Bean Convention. Well, looks like everyone made it, Frank! Yep! There's our Peruvian friend! Hey, Lima! And a big salute to our Navy bean pal! Thank you for your service! And our jhittery amigo coffee bean. But where's - Sorry! Had to pahk the cah! Ahh! Boston Baked!

A Cow Reversing

'This one was hatched within the sound of Bow bells.'

"No, I'm really into this series. I am just not into you making a very poor attempt at copying their British accent every waking minute until we finish it."

"What do you think? Too 'Tintin'?"

"Times were when I used to think we had so much in common, you and I."

"I think your Arabic is coming along fine for your trip to Casablanca, with or without the Humphrey Bogart impression."

"He loves her, but he's not in love with her."

"I know what you mean, Mary - after a while all the guys start to sound the same to me, too."

Commodities Exchange. Metals. Tin Items or Less.

"We must work hard to preserve the natural habitat of all Earth's creatures."

"...Now try and guess this one..."